This is a test, this is only a test. This is a test of the Brett Favre decision - Xtra Point Football / Bloguin Network Announcement System (BFd-XPF/BNAS).

Had this been an actual report of an announcement, I'm certain that Bret Favre's public proclamation about his decision to either play another year or retire would have been followed by hundreds of partisan comments below, both pro and con.

When Bret Favre's decision actually does come, you can rest assure that we will have it here for you as we have just tested the system and it is clearly functional. The fact that you are reading this test confirms that the BFd-XPF/BNAS is in working order.

In the event of a Brett Favre announcement inclusive of his intentions to play another year or not, we strongly recommend that you stop what you are doing and sit at your computer in an upright position. Use the QWERTY Keyboard finger typing method to either steadfastly support his decision or blast him with non-stop insults, clichés and miscellaneous sarcastic remarks.

Through diligent research, we at Xtra Point Football have determined that by typing the words "Brett Favre" in a blog post, thousands upon thousands of individuals interested in Bret Favre's intentions throughout the United States and abroad, simultaneously searching the internet to find out what Bret Favre will do will find us and read the news, introspective and insight that we have to shed on his announcement.

It's really an amazing thing when you think about it. Never before has the world been held captivated by the annual announcement of such an event. In terms of an annual proclamation, this event is rivaled by perhaps only that of Punxsutawney Phil. Actually, Philip the cold and tired Groundhog has nothing on Favre because Phil makes his announcement at the same date, time and place each year where as Favre might just pop up anywhere at any time to fill us all in on what happens next.

While we do have an opinion with supportive reasoning that Brett Favre will Return to Vikings for the 2010 Season, there has not yet been a formal announcement. You can be certain however that since we have tested the BFd-XPF/BNAS that we are ready and able to cover this event anywhere at any time.

This has been a test of the Brett Favre decision - Xtra Point Football / Bloguin Network announcement system.......... - Jason Lockhart

Jason is an aspiring sports journalist currently enrolled at Stanford University.

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written by Reggie R, February 17, 2010

This is both the best and funniest post I've ever read.....

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